In the shower, cooling off.
He: Let me do your back.
Me: (Appreciative murmurs)
He: OK, now i want you to pee.
He: Go on, pee!
Me: Er… watersports was never discussed, and I’m not into it!
He: No, silly. You’ve just had a lot of sex. A LOT. You need to pee, now — it’s a health thing.
Me: (Feeling somewhat foolish.) Oh.
He: Don’t be so reserved and British. This is not watersports. It’s not like I haven’t already seen a wealth of bodily fluids from you — nor you me.
He: Go on then!
Me: Shh. You’re making it crawl back up.
He: (Suppressed giggle.)
Me: There. Only had a little. Oh no wait… (short pause) there! Done it.
Me: I’m so blogging this.